Matt Rooney

Published fiction writer. Proud Sitzpinkler. Father to two independent, responsible, successful, home-owning, happily married millennial men. Grateful grandfather to a three-year-old who can count to one hundred.

 

Former think-tank talking head. Recovering federal bureaucrat (recovery is going well, thanks for asking; I got my ten year coin in 2025).

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Polyglot. Polymath. Pollyanna. Able to fold a fitted sheet. Winner, "Most Dishes in One Load," 2019 North Texas Pro-Am Dishwasher Loading Invitational.